one card. two hours you didn't plan.

Pull a card at dinner. On a walk. A date. A road trip.
Watch what happens next.

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scenario

the CEO of your company just live-streamed themselves drunkenly confessing they don't know how to read.

that's it. that's the whole setup.

one card. see where it goes.

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not a game night thing

an anywhere thing.

dinner table

pull one card. suddenly everyone's telling stories they forgot they had.

long drive

one scenario. three exits later you're still talking.

date night

zero pressure. just something ridiculous to react to together.

the cards

four card types. zero idea where it goes.

Scenario

Sabotage

This or That

Task

if you want the full game

no rules. just stories.

pull a scenario

one card. everyone's in it now. it is everyone's problem.

take it somewhere

draw cards. build the story turn by turn. no one-liners.

let it go sideways

drop a sabotage card. derail everything. the group decides who made it worth it.

the deck

totally
unqualified

$34.99 sold out

170+ cards. four types. no right answers. pull it out anywhere — play the whole game or just let one card wreck your plans for the night in the best way.

next run coming — be first in line.

no spam. just the drop.

170+ cards across 4 card types

2 to however many showed up · no time limit

play the game or just pull cards — both are correct

premium packaging — giftable by design

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the idea

some of the best conversations start with something ridiculous.

Totally Unqualified started because we kept ending up in conversations nobody planned — the kind that go sideways and then suddenly somewhere real. A weird scenario. A dumb question. And then two hours gone.

We made a card for that feeling.

sold out

we sold out.
you're next.

our first run sold out before we were ready.
(very on brand.) the next one is coming.