totally unqualified
A storytelling card game made to get people talking, laughing, and happily sidetracked.
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what is it
not a party game.
a conversation you didn't know you needed.
The best rounds don't end when someone wins. They end when someone says "wait, I have to tell you about the time—" and the whole story spills out. That's what this game is for.
the cards
four card types. infinite directions.
Scenario
Sabotage
This or That
Task
how it works
no rules. just stories.
draw a scenario
one player draws a scenario card and reads it aloud. it is everyone's problem now.
commit to the bit
players take turns drawing this or that cards and building the story. no one-liners. take it somewhere.
let chaos win
drop a sabotage card. derail everything. the group decides who made it worth it.
the game
totally
unqualified
A storytelling card game for the group chat that never shuts up. 170+ cards across four types — Scenario, This or That, Sabotage, and Task. No right answers. No time limit. Just the best conversation you didn't plan to have.
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the story behind it
built on the belief that everyone has a story worth telling.
Totally Unqualified started as a simple idea — a way to laugh at the fact that none of us really know what we're doing, but we're all figuring it out together.
What we didn't realize at the time was that it came from something much deeper. Storytelling is one of the most human things we do. It helps us remember. It helps us feel closer. And it reminds us that even in the chaos, we are never alone.
That's what Totally Unqualified is built on. A storytelling experience disguised as a game — created to spark laughter, honesty, and connection. The kind that leaves everyone a little more connected than before.
sold out
we sold out.
you're next.
our first run sold out before we were ready. which feels very on brand. the next one is coming — join the list to be first.
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